Emergency Room

This week I went to the ER because I was experiencing a lot of pain in lower righthand stomach under my waistline. Went I got there they gave me an IV and gave me morphine (a top notch pain killer drug) and I got really really high. My companion and other missionaries in my appartment decided to ask me a lot of questions.
 "Elder Stolp, did you like Elder Bob?" (a former companion)
 "No......not in a gay way."
 "Elder Stolp,do you like Elder Bob2?" (my current companion)
 "No......he's a....jerk!" (15 minutes later)
 "Elder Stolp, who'se you're favorite companion?"
 "Probably elder Bob2."
 "Elder Stolp, did they give you pain killers?"
 "Yes"
 "Did they give you morphine?"
 "No"
 "Did they give it to you by mouth?"
 "No"
 "How did they give it to you?"
 "Like IB-prophine."
 What was wrong with me was that I got constipated and had a stool the size of a baseball stuck in my system, but they gave me a laxative and now I feel better. My appendix might have got infected by it and bloated and then I would have to have it removed.
 So Sister Molly (a girl that used to live a few streets away from my house in Utah.) was sent here to my mission! I met and talked with her at the mission Christmas party. Elder Bob2 is being transfered, he's the one that I had three baptism's with in three transfers. :( Happy New Year! Love Elder Stolp